![]() ![]() ![]() Robert De Niro has SEVEN children born across SIX decades from FOUR mothers. Shakira seen for the first time after THAT flirty outing with 'romantically interested' Tom Cruise as she heads out on boat ride with pals in Miami Does he say, ‘Yes, what a lovely idea!’, or is it a ‘No’ as flat as my arse? And precisely which David is it?īeyonce looks incredible in a series of racy looks as she hits the stage in Stockholm for the opening night of the Renaissance world tour Just, ‘Good news! Your wee-stained duvet is ready for collection!’ Got a text! (Love Island bottoms and underboob cleavage there will be none.) ![]() Oh, dear God, my phone is jumping up and down. ![]() The tots pull teeny pink suitcases on wheels that snag my ankles, won’t eat the food, and scream when the poor parent tries to put them in the pool, which they then promptly wee in (happened to me at Chewton Glen). It’s supposed to be downed in one, not sipped, granny fashion.Īnd don’t even get me started on people who take small children on holiday. In Italy, no one drinks espresso boiling hot. When you have packed like a front-row pro.ġ0 I know that in Sicily he will complain that the espresso isn’t hot enough. 7 He emerges from the sea, dripping cold water on you, to say he was caught in a riptide and almost drowned and you have to feign concern.Ĩ You can never get hold of him in a souk as he has turned off roaming to save money.ĩ His awful washbag (when you snuffle around having a look) is full of terrible things, such as chalky indigestion tablets and a manual toothbrush. ![]()
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